For Mollz

I guess it's safe to have a blog again, because I don't really have much of a social network left. There are limited opportunities for others to get together and make fun of my entries (I like to believe this used to be an issue).

I was never explicitly told what my position is here at McGill News, but the masthead says I'm Editorial Assistant. I'm really into self deprecation so I tell people I write up obituaries and surf youtube. In reality, in between youtube and gchat I lurk the internet trying to find McGill alumni like Roger Kershaw.



Roger is an accredited Virgin Galactic Space Agent. Yeah, we've all heard about the Virgin Galactic, but I need more deets on the first passengers. Of course there will be a slew of celebrities, but what about your average Joe billionaire? I feel the same way about Space travel as I do about the iPhone. I don't think I will ever deserve to see space or check my facebook on the go. That's just me, I know my self worth.

I wanted to judge William Shatner and Sigourney Weaver for thinking they were worthy of seeing space, but I think contributing to sci-fi is reason enough to go into space. I hope they encounter beings from another planet and Sigourney Weaver can leave the experience knowing that her depiction of OUTERSPACE in Aliens was fair and accurate. Shatner can take the lead, Moby can set the atmosphere, and Paris Hilton can... I don't know, maybe she'll find her true calling in the final frontier. I hope so.